Ah. Screw it.
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Lastly, I still consider it a challenge to protect my old floppies (I still have a copy of "Dizzy: Prince of the Yolkfolk" that has never seen any daylight and is still wrapped in thick bubble wrap). What's the best way to do this, if there's any?
Put the floppy in non static vacuum wrap (removing most of the air slowly) being careful not to crush the floppy door, and then put it in a storage case made of Soft Iron C1018(Non magnetic). Cost you a mint but with no air and no magnitic fields your floppies will last a lifetime (or two)
