Hi golem... 
It's quite simple just subscribe to AMIGA.org for only £12.95 (a bargain if you ask me) and you can title yourself whatever you want, plus lots of other benefits too.
(if the forum admins are viewing, do i get a cut !!!) :biglaugh:
The hard bit, earning a medal beside your name... You have to be an insomniac like myself (and Mad As A Hatter) and type away as many posts as you can, until the green bar reaches 100%. Then they give you a medal in the faint hope that you'll go away and stop bugging everyone. :roflmao:
PS: Nearly forgot... Yes I Am 100% Certified...
And we all know where a Scottsman keeps his Medals......
