The article has a date of April 1 2004?? This is a hoax guys!! Every Commodore fan jumps hastily to conclusions.
ROTFL. Its an April Fools day prank from '94. Just amazing they got so many things right, albeit a few years too early.
FTA: "there is some concern that CBM is spending far too much effort in marketing their products".
With a line like that, of course its a hoax! :-)