I dont get the joke either.. and Im probably older than that_punk_guy....
Only ever had a kebab once. Was in colledge - got back from the tivoli and was in a dire state due to £1 a pint cider... (Why is it that the cheaper stuff is always the most leathal)...
I was hungry - needed something to soak up all the alcoholic apple juice. I had never had a Kebab before - my mother (the chef) had warned me about them.. but I thought sod it - I'll see what they are like. I vaguely remember coming out of the shop with a pita bread - fully laden to the sky with all sorts and everything.. and I hate lamb - too greasy. Anyhow, it tasted fantastic - was the best food in the world - fit for a king!
Till I woke up in the morning with a soar tongue - burning, painfull - felt like I had been licking velcro... :-?