My 97 Ford Escort doesn't qualify yet but the rust might finish off two wheels soon.
I did try out some sort of moped in Door County, Wisconsin last summer. There was a rental shop on an island we visited. It was fun until I had a moment of indicision and went flying across an intersection and landed in the ditch.
I came out of it with only a few scratches and a really badly bruised ego ... and a 900$ bill in parts.
That's the extent of my motorcycling. :-)