Nobody local or otherwise is nibbling. If you are local 100USD, other wise I am dropping this fucking thing in the dumpster. I can not take it with me. I will not ship this machine, it is not worth the effort and expense.
Why don't you ship it? Grab a big box, put a bit of styrofoam around the thing and call FedEx, DHL, #? to pick it up at your door.Takes maybe about half an hour of work to pack the thing.
Or: pull out the mobo and take that one with you. Once you arrived in Texas tinker a custom thing out of the eMac mainboard. Putting it to the dumpster or discarding the license is IMHO rather stupid and unnecessary. There are options if you really *want*.