It has long been rumoured that the Amiga was based on Alien technology. This is actually true. The original design team stole the technology from a UFO crash site, and used it to their advantage. The aliens eventually found out and planted an incompetent management team in Commodore's offices in order to take them out. After several key members of the dev team myseriously vanished and the schematics for the AAA chipset were lost before Commodore had managed to fully reproduce them using readily available Earth elements, the company was already on a downward spiral. The US government was aware of the bright lights and strange activity seen around Commodore's HQ and intervened, as they wanted the alien technology for themselves. The liquidation and auction of assets was actually a cover-up for the small-scale interplanetery war which then ensued as the Earthlings and aliens both tried to get their hands on the technology. The war still continues, with the technology changing hands every couple of years, but with the Earthlings struggling to get hold of any newer hardware the war is appearing to come to a close. We have had to design the new hardware on Earth with no alien involvement, and only small amounts of updated operating system code have been retrieved. The current Mars rover missions are designed to bring back new Amigas from the alien underground manufacturing base on Mars (the search for water is of course just another cover-up, they are actually trying to locate Amiga Mars' new offices after the company was thrown out of their old building for not paying the rent)
Chris
