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Offline motorollin

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: May 21, 2008, 10:39:47 AM »
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da9000 wrote:
For the imagination deficient, or the mechanical engineers and other analytical types: put one hand on the canon, and the other in a "Hi Hitler" stance, and lean 'til you make contact with the wall. You just gained a good 35-45 degrees declination. You might just make it into the bowl now! ( Fine text: make sure floor is not already wet, you might just end up with your head in the bowl instead!!! :-D )

I do this too :lol: There's nothing worse than your knob touching the inside of the bowl

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 10:43:21 AM »
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The inevitable soultion is to just stand in the shower... Relax... Ablute... Return to bed.

:lol: I can only get away with that when I'm actually having a shower. If I did it in the middle of the night my other half would hear, and then there would be trouble... ;-)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 07:29:02 PM »
Mmm, delightful.

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10  IT\'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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80  GOTO 10
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 04:19:36 PM »
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Blame the iPhone...

Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D

Here's a photo of Bloodline's actual hand holding his actual iPhone:


I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

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10  IT\'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 09:53:34 PM »
Pfft, a grey, woolen blur :-D We should probably stop. He'll be back tomorrow and then he'll get his own back :nervous:
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50  NEXT C
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