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Re: Danger: Avoid Death
« on: December 15, 2007, 10:16:41 AM »
I've already started a thread about stupid warnings, but what the hell, lets have them again :-)

On the label of a milk bottle: "Allergy advice: contains milk"
On the label of a packet of pasta sauce: "Warning: pot may become hot through heating" - I think this one is particularly funny as they won't even commit to it - the pot *may* become hot, but they're not saying it definitely will :lol:
At the bottom of a flight of stairs: "Beware of steps"
And finally, on a packet of butter: "Warning: contains milk". I should fking think so - it's made of milk!

These are all real-life examples I have seen recently.

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One more, not really a stupid warning in this case, but I really liked it. I saw a sign in a car park once with a picture of a person running through a door, and text saying "No escape". I really wanted to steal that sign as it seemed to carry some profound meaning :lol:
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10  IT\'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
20  FOR C = 1 TO 2
30     DA-NA-NAAAA-NAAAA DA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAA
40     DA-NA-NAAAA-NAAAA DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
50  NEXT C
60  NA-NA-NAAAA
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80  GOTO 10