There is only one thing you can do:
find two Windows 95 floppies (or any version CD-ROMs), crush them and throw them next to that poor floppy as an act of revenge. ;-)
Over here people haven't started throwing away 19" monitors yet, most of them are 14" and you can usually buy them for $5-10 at secondhand stores... Would be nice if I could replace some of my old monitors with 19" ones though, but I suspect I will have to wait a few more years... :-)