:-D Ok, maybe using words like [color=ff0000]RRIIIIIPPP[/color][/b][/i] wasn't quite an accurate way of describing taking a knife and separting the metal "ears" from the battery. It just took some force to do so.
:idea: the idea of putting the battery in a small bottle is a pretty good idea. There's a surplus store up the road that often has small bottles, just the right size for the "barrel" battery.