Thanks for the advice, everyone.
What exactly are these EMI things? (i.e., what's the part called that I should use as a replacement?)
EMI: ElectroMagnetic Interference. Basically there to keep your machine from spewing out radio frequency interference thru it's connectors. It's a passthru connection with a capacitor to ground to shunt off RF noise. Some have ferrite beads on them but these are 6800pF capacitors to ground, according to the schematics. If I found one bad, I'd just remove it, and jumper across. ;-) But that's just me, the FCC scofflaw. ;-)