You know Agnes and Amber
And Paula and Lisa,
Copper and Hombre
And Denise and Blitter
But do you recall
The least famous chip-gal of all?
Ami the x-one-thousand
Has a very special chip.
And if you ever use it
pigs would fly and soar and flip.
All the Amiga Users,
used to scoff and call her lame.
They didn't think poor Xena,
would be a part of Ami fame.
Then one busy download day
EXEC it called ths way
"Xena with your bandwidth might,
won't you shift my bytes far right."
Then how the users loved her,
and they shouted out with glee.
"Ami the X-one-thousand,
save us from obscurity!"
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Merry XMOS, Y'all