Well, it was too late to change this one after Hyperion's Xmas surprise. :-) But I thought I'd post it anyway. Merry Xmas, y'all.
Jingle Bells Amiga, by way of da Yoopers. :-)
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Surfing cross the web, in my A M I G A,
o'er the sites we go, crashing all the way.
I need new software fast,
to keep this thing alive.
My OS was updated last in Nineteen Ninety Five.
|: Oh! My hard drive's broke, the Agnus smoked, the PS blew away.
I found new parts on ole eBay, and really have to pay, eh?
And now my screen it's flashing green, the case it looks OK.
Oh what fun it is to run an A M I G A. :|
I surfed the Amiga boards, to hear the latest news.
All I saw was flames, from trolls both reds and blues.
I want new motherboards,
That run OS four Oh,
This old machine - the kludgy hoard,
it's dying here you know!
|: Oh! My hard drive's broke, the Agnus smoked, the PS blew away.
I found new parts on ole eBay, and really have to pay, eh?
And now my screen it's flashing green, the case it looks OK.
Oh what fun it is to run an A M I G A. :|
Waiting for Four-Oh, just like a year ago.
Oh, when will it be here? No one seems to know.
Well, some say "When it's done",
and some say "hey, next year."
I laugh and say just, "frack it all!
now hand me down a beer."
|: Oh! My hard drive's broke, the Agnus smoked, the PS blew away.
I found new parts on ole eBay, and really have to pay, eh?
And now my screen it's flashing green, the case it looks OK.
Oh what fun it is to run an A M I G A. :|
Well. I guess it could be worse,
than an A M I G A.
A P.C. is a curse,
no matter what they say.
I go to the hardware store,
to get my repair gear,
My Amy's held together with duct tape and bailing wire.
|: Oh! My hard drive's broke, the Agnus smoked, the PS blew away.
I found new parts on ole eBay, and really have to pay, eh?
And now my screen it's flashing green, the case it looks OK.
Oh what fun it is to run an A M I G A. :|
