How about "as much use as a snooze button on a fire alarm" or "as much use as a choclate fire guard".
Back on subject tho... OS4 definately has been made for A1 and classic has always been slated to follow, why wouldnt they do it? I know there is supposed to be a possibility prob with lawyers or has that been resolved? Why would it be useless on classic? IMO it should be better than messing around with OS3.9 and all the dam patches and software, i hate clean installs it takes so long. There must be beta testers out there on this forum or some definate news. Rogue where are you.....