Okay, here's the plan. After Amiga has stolen the Enterprise, we plot a course for the Genesis Planet. Once there we launch Jay Miner's remains down to the surface. After about a half day, we beam down and get the young Jay. We instruct him in the way of the Amiga and his life. Then warp back to Earth to resurect the Amiga.
Uh, Oh! That kind of Enterprise... Hey, they didn't mention that it also run PHP and mySQL!!!
Wait, Why isn't this on Wrong Plant?