If your Amiga were a piece of furniture-what would it be?

[Jpan1]

I have always like the name Workbench - it's a sold name for an OS.
But i was wondering what it would be like if my Amiga was Actually a bench or a table or something else..?

I'd like to have my Amiga turned into a talking table - with a traditional teak wooden finish.
I mean a 'talking' Amiga would be better. That way you could discuss the days latest events over a cup of tea:) - like 'What's the latest news?' and Amiga says - 'Hold on Dave, i'll just check the web pages'

I know this is a hypothetical question but perhaps somebody out there has made Amiga furniture?

[Jpan1]

Tone007, that's more or less what I had in mind by an Amiga table, Great stuff!
But i might still have gone for a wooden table. Otherwise, the comfy reclining armchair that some of you have mentioned is next best choice for me and of course a programme which selects drinks and from a menu, and robotically delivers them from a drinks cooler.  And well... In that case, may as well go for an automated Amiga drinks cabinet, which would be quite viable