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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« on: September 09, 2003, 01:28:18 PM »
Welease woger!

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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2003, 02:19:46 PM »
No one... is to stone anyone.... until I blow this whistle !!!!!

 .... even..... and I want to make this absolutely clear ... if they do say Jehova.
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2003, 03:37:32 PM »
heh, nice one centurian.
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2003, 03:38:20 PM »
What have the Romans ever done for us ?
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2003, 04:47:09 PM »
'He's mh..mh..mh..mh..mhaa..mhaa..mhaa.. he's deaf sir'

'Oh right, jolly good.. carry on'

'anyway I was saying to the missus'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2003, 04:49:06 PM »
'Where's the feotus going to gestate... you going to keep it in a box?'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2003, 04:49:47 PM »
I'll get my 500 posts on this thread.. see if i dont.
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2003, 05:06:11 PM »
'The Aquaduct?'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2003, 06:53:01 PM »
'Yeah ok, i'll give you the aquaduct, but apart from that, what have the romans ever done for us?'

'Law and order ?'

' Yeah remember what the streets used to be like Reg'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2003, 08:03:11 PM »
Sanitation?
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2003, 08:26:25 PM »
Ta mate, i've always wanted to be in a cult 8)

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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2003, 12:46:51 PM »
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2003, 01:18:25 PM »
'Thats no ooordiany rrabit'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2003, 02:05:41 PM »
'Message for you sir'
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Re: Suddenly everyone's a lawyer
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2003, 02:12:28 PM »


'Finished!!'
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