I can feel them clogging up in between my smokers coughing bouts... 
(It's traditional Scottish health food, If you live past 57 here they have to put you down...) :destroy: :biglaugh:
Stovies are deadly too, along with deep fried pizza but I miss OVD rum most of all. Found all over Scotland but far too rare in England. At least I can still buy Abernethy biscuits....yum. It's like a digestive and a rich tea at the same time, only better.
When I lived in Scotland the deadly food didn't matter, I lived in Peterhead and everyone died at sea falling off the boats. I kid you not! Damned if I would ever be a fisherman.
...meanwhile, back on topic.