Tripple, Fried Egg, Chillie, Chutney sandwich, with 4 rashers of honey cured bacon and a slice of processed cheese... Wash it down with half a glass of rum'n'Ginger Beer and an expresso chaser.
Those of you who would find this insufficent, can add a couple of thick slices of German Pepper Salami...
As a starter I recommend Mackerel Fillets (in brine).