Life's Lessons

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FluffyMcDeath wrote:

Fade wrote:
Count all their names on their monument.

Room for one more Fluffy.

Oooooh Help me. I better go find a nice god I can believe in so I don't feel so scared!

I'll be your god, if you like!!!


Somewhat like the "ultimate Irony" in red dwarf... that lister the "ultimate Atheist" turns out to be god of the second big bang... and Cloister the savour (at least in theory) of the Cat people...

Made me laugh anyway :-)

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FluffyMcDeath wrote:

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
@Fluffy
So, you can prove your god exists, but still, you have to prove whether he's a god or not...........

I shall prove it by religious logic.

I shall ask him.

If he says "YES" then he is truely a god because a god would not lie.

If he says "NO" I will know that Satan is trying to fool me and trying to turn me away from my god and therefore my god must truely be a god.

If he does not say anything then I shall know that he will send me a sign which could be absolutely anything (and probably will be) thus proving that, not only is he a god, but he is a mighty god.

To prove how mighty I am... the Sun will rise above the earth tomorrow morning!!

-Edit- I need a ritual offering of 72 virgins (perferably female and human), if this does not happen I shall make the Sun fall from the sky and plunge the world into darkness*



 


 

* for approximately 8 hours... :roll: