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Re: Pop ups
« on: February 21, 2004, 02:39:25 PM »
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"imitating a Japanease helicopter pilot"


I still don't get that one... :-?


Do an impersonation of a "Japanease helicopter pilot"... and look in the mirror :-o

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Re: Pop ups
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2004, 03:05:09 PM »
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But... what do Japanese helicopter pilots do? Masturbate at 3,000 feet?

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I'm dumb. :-(


A Helicopter pilot has his joy stick in this right hand... and when one is aproaching the vinegar strokes, the grin become large an toothy... and the eyes screw up... Now imagine that pilot again...


oh never mind... just replace that phrase  with bashing ones bishop... :-D

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Re: Pop ups
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2004, 03:11:04 PM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
But... what do Japanese helicopter pilots do? Masturbate at 3,000 feet?

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I'm dumb. :-(


A Helicopter pilot has his joy stick in this right hand... and when one is aproaching the vinegar strokes, the grin become large an toothy... and the eyes screw up... Now imagine that pilot again...


oh never mind... just replace that phrase  with bashing ones bishop... :-D



This reminds me of a Guy I knew at University; Steve (my old flat mate) and myself had a reputation for being rather lewd and taking the piss out of people and generally making sexual jokes... non stop.

Anyway there was a bunch of us sitting in the common room, and Steve and myself abeing our usual selves... the converstaion was slowly drifing towards a strange young gentleman who we shall call Luke (for that was his name), and in a preemptive stike against us he said "You can't take the piss out of me, I've not had sex!"

Poor guy... he sort of opened a flood gate with that one... :-D

Ho hum... happy days...

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Re: Pop ups
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2004, 01:01:55 PM »
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Poor guy... he sort of opened a flood gate with that one... :-D


I should say that Neither myself or Steve took the piss out of him after that day (since he rather kill all out mateerial with that one comment), but instead everyone else did :-o

Anyway he went on to get a 1st and is now working on a PhD... Damn this Karmic curse, a shame upon the universe, it knows it's lines, it's well rehearsed. :-(