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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: February 01, 2004, 11:42:29 AM »
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Speaking of masturbating in the toilets, I'm just watching 'Secretary', which one Matthew Parsons might be interested to know. Cool film.
 


Aye! And if it's Toilet masturbation scenes your after they don't come much better than in "Secretary" :-o

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2004, 12:15:02 AM »
GIRLS DON'T POO. (I have nothing more to add to this conversation)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2004, 08:36:59 AM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I want to learn about labia.
they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.



Can I help, in any way?

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2004, 08:22:53 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
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I want to learn about labia.
they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.



Can I help, in any way?
labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!
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I'm always willing to lend a hand if I can be of assistance.

If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2004, 04:05:21 PM »
hmmmmm.... water sports.... drool.... :lol:

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2004, 03:22:44 PM »
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Now, I read in a book... possibly 'Fast Food Nation'... that because of the dirty conditions in slaughter houses and the speed of the production line, meat-eaters end up with more fecal contamination in your kitchen sink than in your toilet bowl.


Classic misinformation.

true or not... think about what vegetables grown in. Always wash vegatables very well before you cook them.

Also remember that Vegatables are never generally cooked above 100C where are Meat tends to be cooked at around 200C.

Logic will prevail :-)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2004, 12:19:23 PM »
Dude!!! Your Avatar... please tell me thats a lady or I might be gay. :-P

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2004, 01:04:04 PM »
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Dude!!! Your Avatar... please tell me thats a lady or I might be gay. :-P


What would be wrong with that? :-P he he

Yes. That is a lady. :-)


Thank goodness for that... I was having a bit of an identity crisis back there.

A friend of yours?

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2004, 02:11:43 PM »
Close friend?

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2004, 02:15:19 PM »
any more photos?

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2004, 03:17:52 PM »
A girl friend shared is a problem halved!

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2004, 11:33:38 AM »
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A girl friend shared is a problem halved!


Er....


I'm sure you appreciate the sentiment.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 09:57:13 AM »
The inevitable soultion is to just stand in the shower... Relax... Ablute... Return to bed.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 08:47:33 PM »
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The inevitable soultion is to just stand in the shower... Relax... Ablute... Return to bed.

:lol: I can only get away with that when I'm actually having a shower. If I did it in the middle of the night my other half would hear, and then there would be trouble... ;-)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 01:07:39 AM »
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Wow, I didn't even have to go far for this one!


Ahhhh, the motherthread!!!