I ask you this Ryu, do you call this happiness?
Surrounded by toadying lackeys and paid sycophants?
Living with a love-goddess sex-bomb model megastar?
You call this contentment?
You know, I stand here now and I look at the two of us, and I ask one simple question: Who is the rich man? You, with your fifty-eight houses, your private island in the Bahamas, your multi-billion pound business empire; or me, with... with... with what, I've got...
It's you isn't it?
Yes it's all very clear to me now. You -- richer and happier.
I should have thought a bit harder about that speech, really. I ####ed it up a bit, didn't I?
-cough cough-
(C) Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
