@SamuraiCrow,
I'm not sure if I follow your thinking here. The FPGA issues aside, since they have been covered by AlexH... I don't uderstand your left brain/right brain metaphore...
Lets look at my aged Althon64 PC (and contrast it with my one of my A1200s with 4meg FastRam)...
The Athlon: It has a CPU on a bus with some memory, local and for the CPU only.
The A1200: It has a CPU on a bus with some memory, local and for the CPU only.
The Athlon: It has a separate main System bus for all support systems (GFX, Audio, I/O).
The A1200: It has a separate main System bus for all support systems (GFX, Audio, I/O).
The Athlon: It has a GFX CoProcessor (a Nvidia 8600) with it'a own RAM (512Megs) that performs all gfx functions, and capible of massively parallel GP processing.
The 1200: It has a GFX CoProcessor (The Blitter, Copper and barrel shifter) with its own RAM (well shared with the Audio and I/O).
The Athlon: It has a dedicated Audio DSP and its own RAM.
The A1200: It has a DMA fed DAC, and RAM shared with the GFX and I/O
I could go on... but my point is made, the Athlon is structurally rather similar to the A1200, but massively improved on the idea. Each of the various subsystems are powerful independant devices in their own right. I don't really see how this relates at all to your mataphore?