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Re: How did you propose?
« on: July 13, 2008, 08:18:30 PM »
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Lol just looking for some ideas.

My gf is away not back for a couple of weeks.  I bought the ring today but looking for a nice way to ask the q.

I know I'll get flamed for asking on the net!!


Batter the ring and deep fat fry it... That should do the trick... 'tis the Scotish way ;-)

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Re: How did you propose?
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2008, 07:15:24 AM »
Ahhh I understand! Then she needs educating in the ways of the Scot!

Spend the next week sleeping on a park bench, drinking nothing but special Special Brew... Avoid washing, naturally, and upon her return, turn up at the airport drunk covered I'm vomit and tell her how much you love her and that you want to marry, and that you've pawned the ring to buy a can of Tenants Super... Offer her a sip and to highten the effect, try soiling yourself durning the more elucid moments of the proposal...

If she says yes after that, I'd say you're on a winner!

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Re: How did you propose?
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 11:28:35 PM »
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Spend the next week sleeping on a park bench, drinking nothing but special Special Brew... Avoid washing, naturally, and upon her return, turn up at the airport drunk covered I'm vomit and tell her how much you love her and that you want to marry, and that you've pawned the ring to buy a can of Tenants Super... Offer her a sip and to highten the effect, try soiling yourself durning the more elucid moments of the proposal...


So you're saying scrub up and make an effort then, eh?


:roflmao:

I don't think we are helping much!