A pair of thick warm socks...

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iamaboringperson wrote:
Did somebody mention SOCKS?

I need to buy some!

I once found a sock that had been wanked into so much that it was stiff as a board.

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PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
Did somebody mention SOCKS?

I need to buy some!

I once found a sock that had been wanked into so much that it was stiff as a board.

[wipes tears from eyes]

:roflmao:  :roflmao:

[/wipes tears from eyes]

Was it one of your own or someone else's?

Ohh... I hope it was mine... I found it when cleaning out my bedroom before I went of to Uni... I estimate that it had "suffered" about 5 years of abuse before being lost down the back of the bed :-D

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Karlos wrote:
Oh man, that is grim :lol:

Way to bring down the tone, dude....

Ahh well... I like to bring stuff down to my level... it's easier for me to understand then :-D

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X-ray wrote:
@ Bloodline

 :laughing:

That one had me laughing a lot.

Speaking of nasty socks, when I was at boarding school I had a problem with one of my room-mates. He would let out the most vile farts right there in the room and it was dreadful. Anyway he wouldn't change this behaviour so I set about getting my revenge. There was a squash court at the school and I played several afternoons one week without changing my socks. By the Friday these socks had their own pulse and were nicely 'animated'.
When the guy went to see if there was any mail for him in the dorm-master's office I unfastened the press-studs of his duvet cover and stuffed one sock right in the bottom of the cover. The other one I stuffed in his pillowcase.

Now you might think it was unwise for me to hide the second sock in the pillowcase where it would surely be found within ten minutes. But...that was exactly the reason I did it. He found the sock in the pillowcase, almost puked, and threw it away. Yet over the next two days the smell lingered around his bed.
"Don't worry," I said, "it's just the smell of that sock lingering on. Get some air freshener, mate."

It took a few days for him to realise that there was another sock and it was in his duvet cover. The farting was much reduced after that  :-)

Genius :lol:

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:-o

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motorollin wrote:
Wow, this new girl of Bloodline's must be quite something. He hasn't logged on for 24 hours, meaning she must be prettier and more touchable than an iPhone :-o

:-D

She stayed a bit longer than I had anticipated  8-)

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motorollin wrote:

bloodline wrote:
She stayed a bit longer than I had anticipated  8-)

:banana:

(I hope the innuendo of the dancing banana didn't go over your head ;-))

Despite the lack of sleep I've had the past 3 days, I'm still able to err, and with the words that are the ones of the um... Sorry, what?

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J

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motorollin wrote:
I don't think I know that one... I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing here...

My mind is mashed

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motorollin wrote:
Try tea :-D

I feel odd.

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motorollin wrote:
Been drinking by any chance? ;-)

from the furry cup...

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motorollin wrote:
No wonder you feel odd! I'm sure I've warned you about that before...

Hahahah, I've just over done it a bit... There are times when a sock just won't do...

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motorollin wrote:
You realise that's probably blasphemy in this of all threads!

Can a Prophet blaspheme?

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:lol: