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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: May 21, 2008, 07:20:16 AM »
Since this thread just won't die...

The below, one of the funniest moments in the thread reminded me of something.

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KennyR wrote:
At 5am, best I can recommend is a two fisted manual realignment. It's not easy, though. It's like pushing a B52 into a dive.


That I'm the long standing inventor (or has everything related to human body parts been tried before?!) of the following "advanced maneuver", and I might as well open source it (poetically):

It rhymes a little with "if you can't beat'em, then join'em", and it goes like this:

"If you can't turn the canon, turn the ship!" :-)

For the imagination deficient, or the mechanical engineers and other analytical types: put one hand on the canon, and the other in a "Hi Hitler" stance, and lean 'til you make contact with the wall. You just gained a good 35-45 degrees declination. You might just make it into the bowl now! ( Fine text: make sure floor is not already wet, you might just end up with your head in the bowl instead!!! :-D )