@Tone007
Tobacco smoke my arse!
From Robbie Coltrane's Culinary Masterstrokes:
Ye dip the wee mainboard in egg, then flour, then batter. Then deep fry the fecker. After 2 minutes, pick it oot with the strainer, and give it a good couple'o whacks against the side of the fryer.
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