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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« on: February 09, 2011, 05:55:29 AM »
Episode Three: How to recognise different types of trees (or psudo-Amiga vendors) from quite a long way away...



Commodore was a major player in the micro-computer era of the eighties and early nineties. Nudge nudge...nudge...nudge. If not for a series of unfortunate management decisions that led to Commodore's premature demise many believe they could have continued their dominance to this day. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean? Their computers ushered in a generation of technology enthusiasts, who grew up with and loved the brand and models. These models and their features inspired many hardware tinkerers, programmers and technologists. There continues to be a huge cult following, for the various generations of Commodore computers produced, with countless websites devoted to them, and thousands of enthusiasts who regularly meet at annual events all around the world.  Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
 
Commodore USA, LLC, recently secured licensing rights to both the Commodore and AMIGA brands and will be releasing a series of all-in-one computers, desktops, notebooks and tablets in the coming years and months. Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. We believe these much loved icons of the golden age of computing continue to have value and we will endeavor to produce competitive and innovative products in a manner befitting their heritage. Oh...no...no... Yes. We are excited to bring back the Commodore 64 (the greatest selling computer model of all time, Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge.) as a modern keyboard computer suitable for every day usage. It also gives us great pleasure to reboot the famous AMIGA line of computers with the cutting edge technology you would expect in today's personal computers.

Commodore USA, LLC was founded by Barry Altman in April of 2010, with the express purpose of reviving and re-establishing the famous Commodore computer brand. Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you...I mean, er, you've er... you've been there haven't you...I mean you've been around...eh? We are Commodore and AMIGA fanatics, just like many of you. We ask ourselves what could have been, and Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...we're appalled by Apple revisionism. Commodore is back, Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge and we're determined to bring the much loved brand back to the mainstream and restore its prominence in the tech industry to that which it richly deserves. It ain't over 'till we say so. Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?
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