Ever since I became aware of this threat, I've implemented a new protocol here in the computer bunker.
1. All carry-in bags must be scanned prior to entry in to the secure area. Some items will be confiscated.
2. There is a $1,000,000 fee for the first checked bag. $25 for each bag thereafter.
3. No liquids in containers containing more than 3 ounces. (Large duty free containers of Alcohol are excepted and encouraged!)
4. Shoes must be removed.
5. You will be subjected to a full body scan, you will definitely be profiled, all of your personal information and photos will be kept confidential (by me). (Men are exempted from item #5)
6. Failure to turn off your electronic device during your first or last ten minutes in the bunker will result in instantaneous forfeiture of one limb. (Women exempted from item #6)
7. All tray tables must be stowed and seat backs kept in the upright position. (or else... I'll smack you on the back of your head!):smack:
