We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum

[AmigaEd]

Some quickies to get things started:

New World Order (which keeps coming up time and time again)

Fortunately, the New Earth Army is here to protect us.

Some quickies to get things started:

Oh and almost forgot: Alien bases on the moon:

http://www.adamskifoundation.com/html/Moon.htm

http://alien-ufo-research.com/alien_moon_bases/

Holy Cow! I'll have to start paying less attention to the alien bases here on Earth.

[AmigaEd]

Ha! We had better get going with this new forum, I just remembered we only have until December 21, 2012 to get all of our conspiracy theories out in the open.

[AmigaEd]

Is that because they don't have internet access on the UFO Arks being built then?

Oh sure we'll have internet access, but we won't have a browser that will work with any of the webpages.

[AmigaEd]

That quote from Jay Miner... little did he know we would have implants...

EEEKKK! The irony of your statement will soon be clear. OH! Now you've done it! How dare you! It is so not appropriate to blaspheme the Great Creator!

Not only did Jay know that we would have implants, He was inventing them!

Please reference the article discussed in...
http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52879&highlight=miner

Also, If memory serves me correctly, there is an interview video with Jay that is included with the Amiga Forever disks. I believe he makes mention of his work with biomedical devices.

Of course, if you really need proof, you could probably have your implant removed and then open it up. There is probably a microscopic paw print and some signatures on the inside.

Regards,
AmigaEd

[AmigaEd]

Well I finally got mine out......
It took a while and I had to use a screwdriver to lever it out of my left nostril.  When i finally cracked it open I found a fuzzy blue-green encrusted Ni-Cad battery had oozed over everything.  I put it in some vinegar and it disolved...?
But at least the vinegar tasted like a good Shiraz.

cheers

PS: I have a strange metalic taste in my mouth now...

Gertsy..

Now that you've shut it down... wait till you re-implant and have to reload kickstart from the floppy disk!

Regards,
AmigaEd

[AmigaEd]

Dear Concerned Co-conspirators,

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the strange absence of canned goods with expiration dates beyond December 21st, 2012?

So far the closest I've found is November 19th,2012. Does anyone know if this date is significant for any reason other than the following...

"Jack Tramiel spent two years in Germany from April 10th 1945 till November 19th 1947." as found at http://www.unitechelectronics.com/hist.htm

and

If you take the year of the Amiga's debut and subtract 85 from that number and then divide that result by 100 you get 19 which is the exactly the same number as the day that my can of tuna fish will expire on in November of 2012.

Regards,
AmigaEd

[AmigaEd]

That quote from Jay was on a video that came with Amiga Fovever 6.0 (possibly other versions.) He was talking about computers and society.