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[smerf]

Weeeeeeeell, I remember an episode that happened a couple of years ago where I met two really drunk men on a late saturday evening. We started talking and I understood that they weren't from Norway, so I asked them where they come from, and they replied "where do you think?". Then I said Ireland, which turned out to be a mistake since I later realized they were scottish. One of the men got very upset and suddenly had a red face, bulging eyes and clenched fists, and he mumbled something in a broad accent while the other guy tried to calm him down by saying that I didn't understand and that it all was a simple mistake.
He succeded with calming the other guy, but I was pretty sure I would get a serious beating for a while :lol:

So I belive that although the Irish, Scots & Welsh have in common that they hate the English, they do hate each other just a tiny bit as well Am I right or what?

Hi,

In Pennsylvania we call people from Ireland Micks, we call Scots what else but Scots, and have a saying, If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck then it must be a Scot, but if it falls like a duck, and quacks like a dog, then it must be a mick.

smerf

[smerf]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

(PS:What do you call or say about Pennsylvanians... )

Hi,

@Franko,

Most Pennsylvanians are Pollacks, it seems that they like the letter P, so Pennsylvania and Polish both start with P's which turns out to be PP, which somehow leads to drinking beer, because we all know that in heaven there is no beer thats why we drink it here, and when were gone from here our friends will be drinkin all the beer. So if it looks like a P and acts like a P then it must be PP.

smerf

[smerf]

Hi,

@ all Scots and Irish,

Been sitting here drinking some Scotish whiskey and Irish whiskey, and do you know that after having 6 glasses of each, I still can't tell which one is better, and I swear to everything that is sacred that the end of the 7th glass of each they both seem to taste the same.

smerf

[smerf]

Now that I can believe... :lol:

You've been conned with the Scotch though... only WHISKY comes from Scotland WHISKEY are poor imitations that the micks, sorry Irish sell you...

Hi,

Been drinkin some of the red grouse and mikey collins whiskey, and you know what, I am going to go to the old liquor shelf, and pull down the Crown Royal and see if it tastes the bloody same. If it does, that mean either I am really drunk or the darn micks ruined my taste buds again. Tried some of that jack daniels, but it tastes like darn sugar water or some kind of taste that a doctor serving you medicine might taste like. Any how almost done with the red grouse and mikey collins. I think I might go to bed, I feel a little sleepy about now.

smerf