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And Now, For Something Completely Different
« on: January 24, 2005, 03:53:05 PM »
Wow. From the various responses to my last post, I get the feeling we all REALLY need to lighten up. So...

I've created a New Ranking System, which I present here. Ahem:

Get Out!
0 to 20

Run along, now, "Jackson". Nothing to see here!
21 to 50

Dear Gawd! Still Here? Just leave the sandwiches and go! Are you or are you not from the restaurant?
51 to 70

Say, You’re Not One of My In-Laws, are you?
71 to 150

Quick, Hide the Booze!
151 to 500

Atari ST Spy on a Bender to Loot and Pillage.
501 to 1000

Al Gore Invented the Amiga!
1001 to 2000

King of Mom’s Basement.
2001 to 3000

Larry King Wants to Kiss You on the Mouth.
3001 to 4000

Bill Gates Slumming!
4001 to 5000

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Re: And Now, For Something Completely Different
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 09:37:38 PM »
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Karlos wrote:
Perhaps you could distill that down to save space in the rank table :-D

0 : Feck off!

1+ : Feck off an' don't come back!


 :lol:  :lol:

Even better!  :-D