Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

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that_punk_guy wrote:

KennyR wrote:
Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl. Now, they may be hard to acheive in later life but they seem even harder to get rid of. There's the choice of thinking about Margaret Thatcher and waiting until it wears off while in agony from a full bladder, or just going for it and blaming it on someone else later. Guess which choice is usually better.

:lol: I didn't think it was physically possible to piss when you've got a boner?

"We do hard things easily. The impossible takes a little longer."

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iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

I've never heard/seen a guy complain about that before! :-D

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that_punk_guy wrote:

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

mikeymike wrote:
Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)

Yup, circumcizing.

I always find my foreskin is useful for directional control...

Oh my god.

There's a 50/50 chance I'm gonna hit submit... Punkie's mouse pointer hovers between 'Submit' and 'Cancel Post', until he decides, taking into account the tastelessness and indecency of this post and the standards we have to keep up on this forum...

Oh no! I have to go to my mum's workplace tomorrow and it's run by these Jewish guys and now all I'll be able to think about is they're probably circumsized! :-o

Exactly my point! If Besides, if people think its in the way they could pull it back; there's no need to cut it off.

About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!

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Do you really want me to take a look and post the answer? :-D

Too late!

Just around the nipple...

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OMG! I can't belive this thread is still alive!!!

cecilia wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
So... who's going to break the final taboo and post a picture of their new "haircut"? :-D

send all pics to me and i'll make a "Balls of Amiga" site!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shouldn't it be called "Boing balls of Amiga.org"?
I mean, that way you could participate aswell! :-P

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invent the ankleholster for phones

That would only cause foot-cancer! :-)

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odin wrote:
:bump: Blame PMC :-P.

Anyhoo, to continue this thread in style. How do people handle stuffed toilets. Once in a while I produce too much processed food for a toilet to handle, no matter how hard I flush it just won't make the bends (we got a new toilet recently which doesn't have this problem luckily, but the old toilet was hell). I solve this by jammeing a load of toilet paper on top and squashing it with the toilet brush. That way the brush won't get covered in brown goo, only in white strands of paper. I've had episodes where I had to flush 4 times on the old toilet...

Toilet paper is too messy for the brush. I usually try to find some old rag (sock? :-P) and use that instead.

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OMFG! It's ALIIIIVEE! :lol:

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Haha! That sounds like a cool sollution. But why a nose hair?