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Offline whabangTopic starter

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Groaners to the people!
« on: September 28, 2004, 10:54:25 AM »
A couple were on a driving holiday through deepest Wales, and passed through
the town named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
They were obviously having trouble trying to say the word and neither really knew the correct Welsh pronunciation. So they decided to stop for lunch in the town and maybe ask a local to say the name properly.

As they sat in the restaurant, the husband leaned over to talk to a young blonde girl sitting at the next table.

"Excuse me" said the man. "We were wondering if you could tell us the name of where we are. Could you pronounce it really slowly? Would you mind?"

The young blonde looked at the man in a slightly bemused way, leaned over towards him and said: "Burrrrrr...Gurrrrrr...Kiiiiiinnng"
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Re: Groaners to the people!
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2004, 08:40:22 AM »
- What is black and white and eats like a horse?

- A zebra!
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Re: Groaners to the people!
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2004, 09:34:16 AM »
Groan! :lol:
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