I wonder if I could fit a motherboard inside an anvil...
Or, you could just drop the anvil on the computer. I don't think it would make much sound after that. :-D
Of course, for serious advice... I see people mentioning small fans. Avoid those. Go with larger fans at less RPMs. Smallest fan in my computer (except for the malfunctioning chipset fan) is an 80mm case fan. I run a Thermaltake copper CPU heatsink with an Enermax UltraCool 80mm case fan on it. Better cooling and quieter than any other HSF I've seen. And, if I want to overclock, I just turn up the fan on it, and suddenly I've got one of the highest rated heatsinks on the market. At 3500 RPM, it managed to keep a severely overclocked AMD below 45C. At 2500 RPM it has no problems with my P4 3ghz. haha!!