According to the site....
I am H.E.R.O..
My dedication toward the safety and well-being of others is unparalleled. Many people who I would consider "acquaintances" consider me to be a very good friend of theirs. Just sitting here right now is holding me up from something much more important that I need to attend to, like pulling a baby out of a burning building. I gotta go.
(I could also be the adventure "square")
