adz wrote:
Is it just me or does Mr. Cambell remind you of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from the movie "Full Metal Jacket"?
No way! Hartman would kick his ass!
Hartman: Private Doomy, why is your footlocker unlocked?
Doomy: Sir, I don't know, sir!
Hartman: Private Doomy, if there is one thing in this world I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you?!
Doomy: Sir, yes sir!
Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?!
Doomy: Sir, no sir!
Hartman: Get down!
Hartman: Well now, let's just see if there's anything missing!
Hartman: Holy Jesus, what is that?? What the f?!k is that?! WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE DOOMY?!
Doomy: Sir, an Amiga 2000 computer, sir!
Hartman: An Amiga 2000 computer?
Doomy: Sir, yes sir!
Hartman: How did it get here?!
Doomy: Sir, I scammed it from someone who needed it repaired, sir!
Hartman: Are Amigas allowed in the barracks, private Doomy?
Doomy: Sir, no sir!
Hartman: Are you allowed to have Amiga computers, private Doomy?
Doomy: Sir, no sir!
Hartman: And why not, private Doomy?!
Doomy: Sir, because I'm a thief, sir!
Hartman: Because you are a disgusting scam artist, private Doomy!
Doomy: Sir, yes sir!
Hartman: Then why did you hide an Amiga 2000 computer in your footlocker, private Doomy?!
Doomy: Sir, because I wanted to play Cannon Fodder, sir!
Hartman: Because you wanted to play Cannon Fodder....
Hartman: Private Doomy had dishonored himself, and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him, but I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given private Doomy the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever private Doomy f?!ks up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of you! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for one Amiga 2000 computer! Now pull out those Atari ST's! Sit down at your Amiga 2000! They're paying for it, you enjoy it!
