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Re: Lyrics that make you laugh
« on: September 22, 2004, 07:12:19 AM »
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This kid posts his lyrics on the Get Up Kids messageboard constantly (well, he stopped because I kept taking the piss). He wouldn't talk to us in a normal fashion, but just post lyrics and occasional Christian / anti-sex propagada.

that kid ain't funny, just sad.

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Re: Lyrics that make you laugh
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2004, 05:52:26 AM »
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"We didn't get no play, from the ladies
Six niggaz in a car are you crazy?"

In australia we have a car called the [Holden]'kingswood', four adults can fit comfortably in the back seat of one of these as long as none of them are fat. Once me and seven of my friends travelled from launceston to bruny island in a holden 'premier' [we squeezed seven in the back and one in the boot][edit:I forgot to mention the driver and his lady friend-that makes ten:edit].

I can't imagine that Dr Dre's big fat [bleep] allows room for any more than one passenger, even in a stratch limo. But he was not so chubby back in the days of NWA.I do a little rap about that with my crew.
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NWA was d' best in their day
no other [bleep] had the balls to say wot they say'd
but today dr dre is just MNM's stooge
in the last ten years 'e ain't done nufin new...
...that fat [bleep] needs a customised bus
just to move his fat [bleep].

if you want to hear the rest then you would have to book us for a live performance.

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any australian would be familiar with the kingswood smell, if someone could work out how to bottle this into a cologne then they would make a small fortune.  :lol:

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Re: Lyrics that make you laugh
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2004, 03:23:28 AM »
GG Allin always makes me smile (even though he's dead).
Unfortunatley there is no way I could quote his lyrics on amiga.org.

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Re: Lyrics that make you laugh
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2004, 05:00:24 AM »
How could I have forgotten this classic "MILKMAN" by APHEX TWIN.
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Oh mister milkman
won't you deliver my milk
in the morning
Oh mister milkman
won't you deliver my milk
in the morning
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's....

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