Who's up for some 'politically incorrect' jokes? :-p

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odin wrote:
lama <-

:banana:
THAT was really funny!

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the_leander wrote:
As for "Being politically correct by heart" sorry old bean, but if I ever become "PC" then I hope one of you would have the good graces to put me out of my misery. Political correctness is the language of cowards (Billy Connelly)

amen to THAT!!!
and thanks for that Billy quote (as some may have noticed I have an obsession with collecting quotes).
A friend of mine while visiting Scotland got a chance to meet Billy and he is a character.

the next person who insists on being "PC" will have those initals carved into their foreheads.
 :lol:

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that_punk_guy wrote:

Billy Connelly wrote:
Political correctness is the language of cowards.

So, if by not telling racist or sexist jokes I'm inherently "politically correct," I am a coward?

NO!  :-o
I don't make racist jokes. when have i ever sounded "politically correct"

some of us simply don't care to talk like low class idiots. :-D

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a friend just emailed me this:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,

(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,

(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,

(5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries a half million dollars for a light bulb,

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.

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 After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said,"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared.
Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

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iamaboringperson wrote:

(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.

:-o cecilia! That's not very nice!!

(At least he doesn't 'screw' his secretary ..... "Is Dorothy here?")

I wish he was man enough to screw his intern. instead we have a balless impotent angry moron in office.

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time for more 'in poor taste' jokes. if you guys can see flash, go here for a game :
"Who said it Ralph Wiggum or George Bush?"

:roflmao:

btw, i gotem all rite! :lol:

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on the news we have a major review of the OS4 pre-release CD.

and decent size response. there doesn't appear to be any flaming or idiocy. it seems amiga users are getting back on track.

if the coffee house threads seem to be much larger than everything else, it's only because most of us were bidding our time until there was something solid to sink out teeth into.

that time has come.

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porn reflected in Ashcroft

after looking at the pic (which is made from small pics of nakid WE-men. don't panic. this is all PG as what you'll see is a portrait of Ashcroft.), take a look at the remarks. I'm rolling!
:roflmao:

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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
]Well I ain't rolling! That bloody picture gave me the creeps! :nervous:

it's the satire that's funny, not asscracks ugly mug.

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TRIBUTE TO RONALD REAGAN
 :lol: