Blackmail & Extortion may be your thing as if that's your definition of them the same could be applied to yourself when you used to attend certain user groups, where your so called friends warned me that you were not be trusted... 
what the hell is THIS about?
I've known
the_leander for many years and although we have never met in person I would completely trust him. I have found him to be honorable, sympathetic, intelligent and having a healthy sense of humor.
there is nothing vaguely amusing about your assertion...just so you know
