.... and we were looking at each other and she has this odd habit of sliding her fingers under the waistline of her pants. Normally that would gross me out so much and totally put me off, but she had the benefit of better first impressions. So I was basically dying to shag her for six hours, but instead I came home and soiled a sock. And now I feel kinda gross.
The End.
a day in the life of a normal guy :lol:
