Byte-Sized Boobs For LohanA team of experts have been forced to painstakingly go through every one of her scenes from new movie Herbie: Fully Loaded and dramatically reduce her boob size.
you may well ask what the heck is THIS thread about?! :-o
well, this AM when i heard about this in the news i just had to roll on the floor, laughing: :roflmao: just like that!
american execs get SO uptight about this sort of stuff:
Techies were told to pay extra special attention to scenes which showed the sexy star jumping up and down.
I recall one scene in DUNE where one of the "sand" people were removing their stilsuits. basically, they were "home" (cave) and were just chillin' out.
well, in one shot you get a clear view of masculine arse-crack (oh, the horror!). I was asked (and paid) to hide this with a bit of fake rock wall.
no kidding. :lol:
which i did. and this was ONLY for american viewers, btw. you see full backle nudity on the DVD. and, of course, Europeans saw the crack in all it's beauty when DUNE was broadcast there.
On my upcoming CD (for purchase real soon now!) :-P , i have a little article on this shot. I also have a movie file of the unexpunged butt shot as well as the altered shot.
I'm sure you are all dying to see this. :-P
anyway, when i heard about the 'boob coverage' this morning i'm visualizing the people who were hired to "fix" this problem and i just KNOW how much laughing must have gone on while they worked away on this nonsense.
they will especially be laughing all the way to the bank!
