http://www.smileycentral.com/http://www.doubleclick.com/Surf those for a bit on your unprotected Windows box.
Also google some fun stuff like:
"Free wallpaper"
"Free smilies"
For some detail on some of the better rootkit spyware that will really get your system ready for a good FDISKing look up "Cool Web Search"
*EDIT*
Oh, don't forget a really nice peer to peer file sharing application from Kazaa:
http://www.kazaa.com/It installs spyware that's actually required for it to run. When you run Ad-Aware or Spybot (Insert fave cleaning program) etc on it and remove the spyware and Kazaa will say "A critical component for this program to run is missing, click here to reinstall it."
Have fun infecting, and I would advise anyone that gets an Email from this guy over the next month to filter it to the trash can. :crazy:
