Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

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Ladies and Gents

Those of you who have smiled at this thread, must avail yourselves of the following prank phone call:

Title: Angry Janitor II
By: Touchtone Terrorists (They changed their name to Junkyard Willie, so it might be under that name)

When I first heard it I was laughing so hard I was almost incontinent. I was like a zebra on novacaine, spluttering and writhing on the floor, not even realising I was still holding onto the mouse...

Highly recommended, especially for Odin

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As regards the problem of the errant drops of urine upon reholstering the member, they have developed a cure for this in South Africa. A friend of mine had this problem, that he could shake it as much as he liked, but as soon as he put it away and zipped up his trousers, he would feel the drops of urine come out in his pants.
So he went to the urologist and paid the guy about 200 bucks to have a single nose-hair implanted in his urethra, about halfway up. My buddy didn't think this would work, but it does!
Apparently, as those drops are about to come out, he hears an audible "sniff" and the drops go back into his bladder instead.

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Ja, and I have to confess that the medical story I told you about hair and nipples and new fathers was also a load of bilge. I just can't help myself sometimes  :-P