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Re: Dog Mushing
« on: January 23, 2007, 07:28:20 PM »
Depends what dog it is.
If it is one of those irritating yappers that barks incessantly and keeps you awake, I say run the fukka over and get the kid some Pokemon cards  :-P
 

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Re: Dog Mushing
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 02:59:37 PM »
That picture reminds me of a joke.

A shoe-shine guy was very pleased to get an elegant lady customer one day.
She sat down and he started shining her boots. He happened to look up and noticed that this lady was wearing nothing under her skirt. He could clearly see her do-you-mind.
Upon catching sight of it, and realising the fine quality of it, he remarked to the woman that he could "eat that full of ice-cream"
Well, the woman was furious. She went home and told her husband what had happened, including the remark about the ice-cream. She demanded that he go and set the shoe-shine boy straight.
The husband declined.
"Firstly," he said, "I'm not in such good shape and the shoe-shine boy might beat me up. Secondly, and more importantly, he is obviously just joking around, because nobody can eat that much ice-cream."