"...Edit...Sorry, just had to give it a go, whilst not as articulate as previous examples, I feel its a pretty good first attempt...."
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It is a lot better than one of the people who is currently posting in that thread. At least you understand the concept and put some effort in with a description.
As for sprouts: it is futile to fight them. Sprouts rule. They actually drive some individuals to idolise them by having sprout avatars and submitting multiple sprout images to the photo album ;-)