Reclaiming the Org!

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Haven't seen PMC and T-Bone for a while.
And Seehund and Punk sis and various others. Doomy was funny. I actually miss that guy, but he crossed the line when he ripped people off.

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"...hehe! thats the first time I've seen it used without being from X-Rays fingers! welldone number 1!..."
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Indeed Karlos is the guy who taught me that, and I am eternally grateful for it. Arsefez kills anything else.

Well, almost anything...I am still very fond of 'sneeble-greeber'

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@ Wilse

Yes sir, a sneeble-greeber is a nefarious individual who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. I hear it is the reason why Blobzie doesn't leave her bicycle outside anymore  :lol:

@ Karlos

Ja, Lung Oyster is a good 'un. I wish I could claim it as my creation but unfortunately that honour goes to a female radiographer.

We should have a list here, of favourite sayings learnt from other members. Arsefez would be top of my list, I love that. I can't picture ever being without it  :-)
I like Wilse's 'badger's tadger' too. That's a nice one.

Hmmmm, now you got me thinking......

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@ Wilse

Yes, now that you mention that, I remember: boffle-wafter!
An unscrupulous woman who sniffs mens' cricket boxes

Actually I have another favourite that I tend to use on colleagues at work: "You are a boil on the edge of a syphilitic dead camel's anus"

That's mine, that is...but it can be borrowed   :-D

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@ Karlos

I forgot about that! Yes, that was a fine takeaway discussion. I am sure that originated from one of your legendary curry anecdotes  :-)

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And don't forget ASCII...

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"... Hey, n00b! Shift yer feckin erse! It's mah thread! Ye' hearin' me right there big maan, eh? Ye' wan't me tae make it reet plain' for ye, eh? It's mah thread! Ye' cannae feckin' tak' over mah thread, ye sub "defender of th' faith" naybody! It's mah topic an' naybody cares aboo whit ye have te say!

Ah submit button, who's ye' feckin' daddy?..."
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ASCII poons all.
I especially liked the Matrix screensaver ASCII...where is that? I want to see it again.

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That's classic! One of my all time favourites. Still laughing now.

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Don't worry, Whabang, that is a perfectly normal condition experienced by first-time fathers. It is called Sympathetic Exclusionary Mammary Hypertrichosis and it is there to discourage the infant from attaching to the wrong nipple.

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Speaking of hairy things, Wilse's badgers have escaped!!

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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Hey hey hey, PMC is in da house !!

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@ PMC

"...X-Ray: Have you managed to blag a certain bonnie lady's phone number as of yet..."
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Well, the last I heard was that she had a feeling of overpowering nausea upon seeing my facial features on FacesOfAmiga.org (I can't remember which thread it was in but there was a certain 'Shame about the face' comment).
I think there is more chance of me finding a 256mb Fastlane Z3 than getting Blobzie's phone number, but that is okay because I get the impression that my brand of naughtiness is more suited to somebody like Cecilia than the Pictish Princess :-P

And I might add, my son, that if there is any more talk about my romantic misfortunes, I may find myself composing another ode or two  ;-)

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@ PMC

"...Haha! I rather liked your lovelorn and angst ridden odes, surely such verse is warm enough to thaw the frost of the iciest of hearts?..."
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Hehe

Actually the odes started because of the "battleraps" thread. That was my first one, because I knew I could do better than that 'fez.
The next one was an ode to Her Blobness, and there were five others after that (one of those also had something to do with Blobzie and a chick with a whip and a revolver).

Some would say 7 odes is enough though  :lol:

@ Blobzie

Now that I think of the 'good old days' don't I owe you a set of handlebars? Maybe I can make good this Xmas, but only if you've been a good girl  :-P

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Hehe that was a classic too!

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I used to think that earwax was uniquely revolting, but I was proved wrong when I started my student training in the gastro X-ray department.
As part of our initiation we were told to sample all the contrast media (basically anything that can be injected/introduced into the body, and which shows up on X-rays). This means all the barium-based stuff as well as the oily and water-soluble iodine media.
And that is the day I discovered the worst one ever. It is a product called Hexabrix and it is exactly like earwax. Imagine having to drink 20ml of that! I only tried a few mls and I wanted to spew. It is guaranteed to make anyone's face screw up like a cat's anus.