Rankings...

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Here are a few I thought of:

Not a Lurker
Oratory Oracle
Limelight Magnet
Purveyor of Opinion
Mechanised Parrot
Bandwidth Bandit


and I reckon that Guru Meditator should be the highest rank, perhaps 15,000 posts.

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@ Karlos

You are right...Clockwork Parrot poons Mechanised Parrot.
Why didn't I think of it?

Some more:

Keyboard Massager
I-Type
Virtual Stenographer
Professional Poster
Web Property or Online Furniture

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@ Wayne

I propose a change to the rankings as follows:

Merely Curious
0 to 20

Beginner
21 to 50

Hobbyist
51 to 70

Technoid   (used to be Too Much caffeine)
71 to 200

Too Much Caffeine (used to be Technoid)
201 to 500

*insert new rank here* (used to be Cult member)
501 to 1000

*insert new rank here* (used to be Defender of the Faith)
1001 to 2000

Desperately needs a life (used to be Kindred of Babble-on)
2001 to 3000

Kindred of Babble-on (used to be Desperately needs a life)
3001 to 4000

Energizer Bunny of Babble
4001 to 5000

*insert new rank here*
50001 to 6000

Purveyor of Opinion
6001 to 7000

Bandwidth Bandit
7001 to 8000

Defender of the Faith
8001 to 9000

*insert new rank here*
9001 to 10000

Cult Member
10001 to 11000

*insert new rank here*
11001 to 12000

*insert new rank here*
12001 to 13000

*insert new rank here*
13001 to 14000

*insert new rank here*
14001 to 15000

Guru Meditator
15000 and above

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We already have that: Guru Meditator.
But we do need more ranks, because there are many dudes (and two dudettes) who have posted a few thousand posts.

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"...9,022+ posts -> For God's sake, get a wife..."
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LOL

The only problem will be a mild embarrasment when Blobzie also reaches 9023 posts  :-P

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I say we treat this like a video game. You know, when you get the top score, the counter resets to zero.
Therefore in the spirit of all good 80s arcade games, we should hereby reset all Guru Meditators to zero, then introduce the new ranking system.  :lol: